OK, let's not mess around. It's a long weekend and all the hippy, hick and indie kids will be up the country at some music festival named after a woman called Meredith, so what better time than this for the most brutal beasts Melbourne's metal scene has to offer to come together and axe-kick you between the eyes with some heavy, heavy shit. You get five bands - ODIUSEMBOWEL, MALIGNUS, ICONIC VIVISECT, SEAFORD MONSTER and HALIGUN - all a foot away from your face, blasting their tunes out through a P.A. designed for a room four times the size. It's going to be loud. You wouldn't want to be anywhere else.